*CONTEST ALERT*

Just now, I saw an anti-creepypasta slash stamp, and it really got me thinking.  Now, I obviously don't have anything against it (Jeff x Ben story? Guilty as charged~), but the person said that shipping them and all of the yaoi art made with them takes away from their original character/purpose... being creepy.

So here's my proposal... what if someone portrayed them in a slash and or pairing but made it... hmm, how do I word this....

I'll be blunt.  What if someone made it the most fucked up thing ever? What if it was gory, what if it was shit-your-pants creepy or uncomfortably disturbing?  

How would a pairing REALLY go down?

Now, taking canon characters into consideration, would a pairing like Ben and Jeff really be a happy couple? Or would Ben suffer, falling victim to Jeff's emotional unstability and mental relapses? And Jeff would suffer too, wouldn't he? Being psychologically tormented and mindfucked at every turn at the hands of Ben?  As a couple, it'd be like two-sided abuse!

Other pairings, like Slender x Jeff, Hoodie x Masky, Jeff x Jane, Eyeless Jack x whoever, I think wouldn't end up as happy and as "I love you!" As we may like to imagine.

So here's the contest: Choose a pairing, any pairing.  Crack pairings are welcome.  Write a story about what would really happen.  Describe all of the messed up stuff that would unfold, recount why they are "lovers" in the first place. In the end, is it really even love?

I want to see pain (as weird as that sounds), a lot of conflict, don't be afraid to let that messed up part of your mind go free and onto the paper!  Make my mind go "Wow, that's really fucked up."

I'll be judging quality, I will not read your story if you can't spell, use punctuation, or any other basic writing skills correctly.  It may sound bitchy, but that stuff matters.  Fellow deviants and spell check are there to help you, use 'em!

I'll also be judging things like creativity and originality, as well as SOME accuracy of your depiction of the chosen characters (ie: Jeff is not a sane, nice guy who falls head-over-heels in love at the drop of a hat.  Supreme OOC-ness has no place here).

And, I'll say this, I really don't want people doing their OCs.  I want to keep to the official, well-known creepypastas (even though all pastas are technically OCs, you get what I mean! No "Alex the Killer", just Jeff or Jane.  No _____man, just Slenderman, Sexual Offenderman, Splendorman, etc.)

OC x Canon is territory we're going to stay away from, please don't do it.

And remember, crack is okay!  Don't forget other pastas like Lost Silver, Rake, B.O.B, etc.  I'm sure they're in a pairing somewhere... XD

Your prize? A free request from me.  Anything your little creepypasta fangirl heart desires, it shall be so.  I can draw and write.  Even mature content (I can only imagine where you guys will go with this one...).

What? I only have twenty points! It's not like I can give a point award!  So a request of anything is the best I can do... ;n;

But yesh, once finished, please leave a link to your story in the comments below, or in a note.  The deadline will be the 20th of August (this has been changed, please look at the edit)!

Ready... set.... write!